Javier Mascherano was sent-off during yesterday’s 3-0 defeat at the hands of the scum at Castle Greyskull and has apologised to his team-mates but is still bewildered by the referee’s decision to produce a second Yellow-card (pictured) to the Argentine International we recently purchased for over £17million. 

“I do not know why I was sent off, I asked the referee what was happening. I did not swear, I was not aggressive and I did not confront him. All I did was ask him what was happening, nothing else.” said Javier.

“When he showed me the second yellow card and sent me off I could not believe it. I am sorry to my team-mates because that meant we went down to 10 men - and that made things even more difficult for us.” he added.